Lights, camera, action! "Mayaiiii! Mala-oh! Managuu!!" Yeees! The floor is my stage, the soap is my mike (microphone), the towel is my band and the windows are my loyal fans! Indeed, when I step into the shower, my usually froggy-voice magically transforms and becomes smooth and oily, capable of swaying the masses in the thousands. My looks suddenly become stunning, my fame shoots to the stars and no one can challenge my title as the King of Music.
No really, I'm telling you! The shower is my hall of fame, those four walls can sing of my talent. The shower is my studio, and my records go platinum in there. When I step on the stage, the ground trembles under the thumping of a hundred thousand feet. The stadium lights up beneath the flashing of tens of thousands of cameras. Resounding echoes of cheering voices fill the stadium as I take the mike. I spit lyrics like thunder and the crowds go crazy!
